(To Be Sung To The Tune Of 'Happy Days Are Here Again')
My BNFL interview is tomorrow at 1:30, at The Thistle, Euston.
I have yet to find exactly where this is.
It will be based on a 'Graduate Behavioural Competency Toolkit'.
I have yet to discover to any kind of satisfactory level exactly what this means.
I will be being interviewed to see my suitability to work for British Nuclear Fuels Limited, a company you will no doubt have noticed, is responsible for large amounts of dangerous materials, dangerous enough to wipe out the UK's population within a year if someone accidentally leaves a door or window open...that sort of thing...
I think I'll do well, don't you?
Stuff
Reading: (deep breath) Douglas Adams: The Restaurant At The End of The Universe, Ernest Hemingway: To Have And Have Not, Hancock: Some Scripts, 'How To Write For Radio', and my own drafts, periodically.
Listening: Lemon Jelly still, cos it's ace (are ALL Lemon Jelly albums this good, or is it just the new one?), Moby 18 (just this minute borrowed from the library), and Feeder: Comfort in Sound.
Watching: Not much really.
Congratulations
Little did I realise when I woke up this morning that today would be the day that it was confirmed that I am in fact going out with a genius...Alice called at about 10 and told me she recieved confirmation in the post this morning that she was being awarded A DISTINCTION for her Masters (in European Industrial Relations).
Cor.
A round of applause, please!
...and after the break...
Myself, DJ Ben Ben Benny Ben Ben and Funkmaster Dave will be returning to Warwick Students' Union for one night only!
Yes, that's right, this Saturday night, not only will you be invited to dress according to your sexual availability with the theme of the Traffic Light Disco being 'Lust', but you will also be treated to the aural equivalent of a multiple orgasm as Ben and Stu return, dragging Funkmaster Dave in by the ears for what will no doubt be a sensational debut.
Don't Miss It.
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