Roll up roll up, gitchoor koffies 'ere.
Monday morning is that horrific time when, after your body has just settled down after the weekend, you evilly plunge it into the working week and make unreasonable demands of your brain.
You, your brain and body all need coffee, so don't hold back. Order your coffee here, and you will recieve virtual coffee of the highest quality. With beans grown on the slopes of the very highest peaks in cyberspace, roasted over the flames of the hottest converation threads, and ground with the friction between Microsoft and Apple.
And, for the more traditionally minded amongst you, you may order your coffee with a Christmas theme, and a special prize for the most tenuous link.
Orders please!
(served just before midday)
Large latte for me, and a soft cushion, and some interesting conversation, because I have nothing to do and don't want to be in the office today. I shall be blogging all day long.
I detest coffee. Can I have a vanilla steamed milk with marshamallows instead please?
Ah, the beauty of the web - I didn't even know that drink existed until now, but of course you may, Miss Fairy!
Oh, oh, I want one of those as well as my latte.
What? It's christmas. It's the season of over-indulgence.
Isn't that a baby-chino? As in a capuchino without the coffee?
Anyhoo, I'll have a deep roasted, dark black coffee please, one sugar, a dash of milk, and abso-posi-lutely no 'festive syrup flavorings' (sic).
Ohh and a mince pie (just to be festive).
Bravo for finally giving us coffee lovers somewhere to go! I mean I like cocktails, but TEA? Ugh....
i stand by my strong, sweet, dark and in copious quantities. extra points if the spoon stands up in it.
I'm with Green Fairy on the coffee-hating side of things but I'll have a mug of hot milk with a sprinkling of nutmeg. Mmmm, lovely.
I'd like a large espresso, please. Not just a double, I'd like about a binful.
Doesn't matter what coffee. Just gimme pints of the stuff in mugs this big please.
Can I also 'ave a muffin for nuffin? Buying presents for the people of the world has left me all tapped out.
Mocha Valencia please...
(mocha with added orange syrup, lashings of whipped cream on the top, and chocolate syrup drizzled over the cream)
Ta very muchly...
Hello could I please have a hot chocolate with sprinkles and I have some choccie biccies if anyone wants some...
I'll go with a gingerbread latte with a little cinnamon on top. Oh, and I brought virtual mince pies made with port for everyone.
I don't care on the breed of coffee, as long as it's so strong it's served in slices.
Two slices for me please. And a couple of sugars to take the really acid edge of it.
Thanks.
Latte for me. please, if there's any left. What else for a lattecomer? With a sprig of holly and a festive digestive too, please.
Looks like a lovely party, Stuart. Could you wear a Santa hat like they do in Pret? It made my Deluxe Sushi Selection feel that much more festive. And can I keep the tray for more than 45 seconds?
alright stu, this isn't anything to do with monday's web log, but i heard you are in contact with this guy toby, who ran the reunion top b. i hear there's one in march through the grapevine, what's going down?
from the rag turned sabb man
Is it too late to order a single espresso?
This week's beginning to shape up like the last one ...