Gnats.
Ahmed's gone back to London, and they've decimated the bus services from my home town to tonight's venue again, slicing an estimated hour and a half off some serious party time.
And here was me with an inflatable shark ready and everything.
But hey.
If you're reading this on the date it says above, you ought to be drunk.
If not, switch off that bloody electronic contraption you're reading this on and head to the nearest bar. I don't care if you're in deepest Tajikhistan.
Get walking!
For it is, after all, time for a bit of a global party.
Let's get going, shall we?


Are we allowed to be in front of the bloody electronic contraption if we are nursing a global hangover?
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year Stuart!!! Peace
Hope you had a great New Year's celebration!
Happy New Year, Stuart. Lang may yer lum reek, as we say in these parts.
happy new year, tiger lily!
Happy New Year :)
Happy New Year! I know you don't "know" me, but I read through Dave's site. I think it's about time I get off my lazy ass and add a link, eh? Anyway.. hope your year is starting off well.
Happy some-time-into New Year...
Why thank you one and all...same to you, albeit a bit late.
I'm a bit intrigued by 'Lang may yer lum reek', but I think it might be best not to ask.
'Lang may yer lum reek' indeed, a fantastic phrase that I always try (and fail due to copius amounts of alcohol) to use at the bells.
Happy New Year everyone.
sorry I'm a bit late.