This is your Captain speaking. Please fasten seatbelts and note that the no smoking sign is lit. We will shortly be taking off for The Weekend, flying at a speed of approximately sixty minutes per hour.
En route we will be flying over some of the world reknowned landmarks of the weekend. There will be The Plains of Ly-In, soft and gentle landscapes where coffee grows freely, and then a little further on we will pass the now compulsory Asda Foothills, where we will be asking you, our valued passengers, to chip in and buy some of our marvellous collection of beers and souvenirs.
A little later in the journey, we will be passing over the breathtaking scenery of Bee Gny Tout, where the temperatures are a cool -3°C . There will be a considerable stop off here, you'll be pleased to hear, as we refuel in preparation for the week to come. Enjoy the high peaks, the virginal slopes, the glorious shining snows.
After the stop off there will be a short period where I'm afraid we're going to have to use the autopilot, so I'm not too sure where we'll end up, but we're certainly going to be returning to Ly-In at some point on Sunday.
Strap in, hold on tight and make sure you've notified your next of kin.
For we is partyin', mon.
Light the blue touch-paper....and bring it on.
My plane appears to have been hijacked by the people's front of small geezers.
I think I speak on behalf of many parents, everywhere.
Curse them and their associated inducing biological imperatives.
Have a good weekend with the little ones.
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