I'm feeling singularly uninspired today.
It's a gorgeous day, sun is shining, birds are singing, and old grannies who slipped over on the morning ice going for a newspaper at 6am are just beginning to get their footing.
So it seems a shame not to post.
So in the style of a primary school keep-the-kids-quiet-and-occupied exercise, give me the title to a post, and I'll write the post. The more unusual or challenging the better...and yes.
Even the very strange will be considered.


Combatting mildew in the Sudd region.
A pig's eye view of the workings of a slaughterhouse.
1. the adventures of the all-girl accordion orchestra
2. paddling to mandalay.
3. lies the laundromat told me.
Best gearing for singlespeed underwater mountain biking.
"That Penguin is looking at me Funny"
But I'm actually here because you signed my GuestBook back on December 4th and I've only just noticed!
So, thanks for stopping by and if you like Counting Crows and Terry Pratchett I will definitely be back to read more of your blog in the future!
:)
"But William, you know I can't abide chunky marmalade. It plays havoc with my..."
Thrashing the Plutonians at...................
I'm busy, so no post today. Would you settle for a post that includes all of the above phrases, only tomorrow?
Why am I asking? That's what I'll do. Tomorrow.
More phrases welcomed.