The Café of Your Very Dreams would like to invite it's patrons to view the bulbous and magnificent spires of the Kremlin across Red Square. It's a mite chilly, but the fires are high, there may very well be vodka in store to go with the hotter beverages, but we'll see. It might be a little early, but hey; it's Russia.
Communal vodka is another way of saying 'Babechik, its cold outside.'
What will you be having?
A Russian tea for me please, Comrade.
Beer please
Hiya please can I have a Smirnoff Ice (red label), it goes down a treat and certainly warms the cockles....
(removes mittens and large furry hat)
Da, da, for up that samovar - I'll have a russian tea too please.
Aforementioned vodka and a splash of cranberry juice for me, please. Thanks.
erm. Bit early for vodka me thinks. How 'bout a Latte with a squirt of vanilla? Cheers.
I'm a fan of black and white russians, but it's a little early for that. How's about you just slug some vodka in my espresso and see how that goes? Cheers.
Vodka, excellent. In that case, a Bloody Mary, if you please. Nothing finer for a hangover. And a large black coffee to follow.
Smirnoff Blue espresso, spazebo.
Hmmm black russians are nice... can they be made with real coffee ...?
What am I talking about, this is the internet - I can probably by one on ebay..
I'll have a coffee based Black Russian please.
One of them lovely Russian Coffee's, please!
In the Coffee Shop Of Your Very Dreams, anything is possible.
...apart from, it would appear, accessing cocktail-related websites.
So we'll just have to leave that to the Uberpercolator.
double espresso, my good man.
er, make that a double espresso nested inside a double espresso nested inside a double espresso.
missed the theme the first time round.