(Bollocks to plain English...)
We all know that aircraft crashes are dangerous things. But what are the chances of being one of the fatalities in an air travel safety occurence?
What do you do if there's a sudden outbreak of safety on an aeroplane? Are there experts, consultants or scientists you can turn to for information? WHAT ARE THE GOVERNMENT DOING ABOUT THIS? I ask you - because I've never had it happen to me. All my flights have been footloose and above all safety occurence free...
I'd say, 'Be careful', but that would only make things worse.
Just...beware.


Now that is hilarious. The link is rather odd, however!
Hanni: It came from the link - terrible crashes, listed by the Aviation Safety Network as 'Safety Occurences' - which struck me as a little perverse.
Ah. Understand. Very odd.