Online ticket booking companies.
Customer care outsourced to India.
Debiting of £200 more than the authorized amount.
versus
Shaking fury.
Descending red mist.
The fucking LAW.
The match is on.
Ding ding: Round One
The Winner, by knockout in the first round....ME!
Grrrrrrrr.


You wanna take on Vodafone for me?
*backs off waving hands*
No...no...no..please...
Awww come on. I'll buy you a big stick.
How big? Will it be pointy?
Oh, and after today, I'd say that I am definitely in need of a PARTY.
Did someone mention a party?
Yes someone did.
Oh, Adrian, you are a tease.
I've heard that before.
Not from me...I hope.