Student Culture is widely revered across the globe as a powerhouse of experimentation and unabashed trial and error with respect to the arts.
Hedonism is in there somewhere, but no-one stays a student very long without working. Eudaimonia might be a better description, but no one knows what that is, so that falls down a bit and doesn't work too well.
The other variety of student culture is the kind that, when you're rummaging in the fridge looking for your missing Dairylea (TM), sucks your finger.
Most households or flats won’t be able to maintain this level of culture for very long, because after any length of time, one of the more squeamish girls are bound to find out and kill it. To avoid this, all cleaning liquids should be removed from the household by anyone keen on culture.
If begun early enough in the university year, student cultures can become valuable contributing members of society. They generally take about three weeks to get to the ‘finger sucking’ stage, and beyond that, depending on diet, can grow to some size, and if left through the university vacations, may achieve sentience by about the twenty week mark.
At this point, you may choose to have your culture attend lectures in your place, help you with coursework, or show off it's breakdancing on nights out.
Do be careful, however, as embarrassment may result if it pulls one of your friends.
Yeesss. A fellow student once kept a bottle of milk confined in room-temperature conditions, to see how long it would take to turn to cheese.
It took an awfully long time to eradicate the smell.