I nearly got run over this morning.
On the plus side, I feel very awake and alert - as though I actually drank the cup of coffee I didn't have because I was running late.
So I have been comprehensively woken up, all without the need to resort to pouring chemicals into myself.
The shakes are worse.
I'm not going to try and get run over every day.
Today's post is dedicated to the memory of three rats who managed, in their unwitting and rather terminal electrocution, to cause untold traffic delays and much snigger-behind-the-hand hilarity in my office yesterday.
Never had caffiene before - is it tasty?
I was knocked down and killed the other day. Brought me to my senses, I can tell you...