Excerpt from The Night Before

If I were to write last night as though it were a story, in a not-really-trying-to-write kind of way, it might include;

"bonk went the dwarf's head on the wall. BONK. He span a few times before losing his balance and consciousness, and fell loosely to the pavement, his head picking out a small metal water plate with pinpoint precision.BONK"

Also, there appears to be a wholly unjustified and completely illogical hangover living in my head.