I know Steve Lamacq or somebody usually compéres these things, but I was here first, so you're stuck with me, and there's no way some skinny cider-drinking indie bod is going to turf me out of my own site.
(Although it would have been cool, wouldn't it?)
Anyway.
For your entertainment and possible enjoyment (which is never guaranteed round here anyway, come on), this coming week, Bean Diddler Productions Presents:
The Autoblography Summer Festival
Relly
Relly is an unabashed and kick ass young lady with two cats, a fiancé, and a growing penchant for long-term strategy computer games, which she plays on her GameCube. She likes salted popcorn. If I had to choose a post of hers which sums up her joie de vivre, her glamour, her doeverythinginlifeallatonce-ness, it would be this one. I know Relly from Warwick University, where we both
Hanni
Hanni erupted onto the web in November, and since then appears to be en route to taking it over. Her blog brings to the fore the very latest in UK sport and world news, as well as online trends and up-to-the-minute linkáge. She has been a past regular at the Coffee Shop Of Your Very Dreams, and seems keen to serve coffee on Monday!
Captain Chaos (Ms)
The Captain is one of the very many scourges of the Funjunkie Forums. She's not promising anything for the coming week, but might drop in with some random nonsense if she can. CC doesn't blog, but like much of the FJ massive, in her spare time likes to strap herself to things with wheels and launch herself down very steep hills.
Ewano
I'm not sure of what to expect from Mr. Ewano. While I commend his approaching blogging 'without boundaries', I am beginning to get very wary of the fact that he claims to have a battle plan. Another funjunkie and forumite, Ewano is a Ninja in his relaxing hours, and a white chocolate addict the rest of the time.
peanut
Peanut is the third summer festival blogger to erupt from the funjunkie forums. Peanut works for a Charity (I've no idea if he likes to talk about it), claims to be a shrinking violet, and is renowned as a useful source of salt and carbohydrates for training athletes, although should never be eaten during exercise as he is a choking hazard. This could be the start of a new blogging experience for the young leguminous dry-roasted one, but we'll just have to see.Rosie
Rosie is the fourth funjunkie to enlist for The Summer Festival, and completes a comfortable majority for the forumites. Rosie is frequently afflicted by The Horn, and her ambition in life is to be the future Mrs. Angelina Jolie. People frequently sing the songs of up-and-coming pop combo Outkast to her.
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Autoblography Summer Festival...is now on.
Captain Chaos (Ms) sounds like fun. I like riding silly wheeled things down big mountains at ludicrous speed too. I tend to call them mountain bikes though :-)
Mmmmm - CC is a nutter and peanut is (obviously) nuttier - should be an interesting week.
This place is going to be a MESS by the time you come back.
I hope you lot make sure the plants are watered.
those funjunkie lot look like a load of tossers, talking about how drunk they got or are going to get.
they need to grow up!
espcially some fella called Reg.
Yeah, I agree with whatever the fat bloke just said.
that would be the fat bloke who you made take his trousers down in the toilets of some dodgy irish pub would it?