Half Man Half Biscuit

Vatican Broadside:

(to the tune of 'Glory glory hallelujah' or whatever the song was we used to sing with the words 'when you're hanging by your braces and you don't know how to fly'...which went on to mention sending someone to his mum in a jam jar. ANYWAY.)

The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope,
The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope,
The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope,
And the Pope said to his aide,
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot, in relation to me getting out of bed?

That's it. That's the song in it's entirety.

For some reason I have this song stuck in my head today. I only looked up Half Man Half Biscuit for a mix CD I was making ages ago, after Woody was into them at university, but the lyrics sort of stay with you.

Odd, that.