Working Stiff's Zeroth Law: The smaller the number of minutes between waking up and the moment you need to leave home to make it to work on time, the greater your need for coffee.
First Law: Your need for coffee is directly proportional to the difficulty you will have making coffee.
Second Law: Your physiological need for coffee is directly proportional to the likelihood of getting coffee all over yourself.
Third Law: The greater your need for coffee due to fatigue, lack of mental agility or hangover, the greater the likelihood you will overshoot your caffeine requirements and subsequently suffer a short attention span, lethargy and headache.
I hope this is a roundabout way of saying that The Coffee Shop Of Your Very Dreams is going to make a reappearance. I'm gasping.
overshoot your caffeine requirements? i certainly haven't made it there yet.
That bit is subjective.
I get mail daily about overshooting. It never mentions coffee.
You're trying too hard these days, Adrian. You need a holiday.
And I've got one coming soon. I'll see you in NY.
And that'll help you with the getting-slightly-laboured sleazy comments, will it?
belabored, i think maybe?
I was actually going got slightly-laboured humours comment but I guess I overshot the mark.
Would you got going a slightly-grammar maybe?
Sigh. You know I'm beyond help in this area.
Sorry.