Cat got your comments?
If so, what sort of cat was it? Was it big? Have you notified the authorities?
Honestly. Adrian goes on holiday and the commenting vibe of the whole site just ups and dies on me.
Oi you! Yes, you, there. With the keyboard.
What's yer name and where d'you come from?


Hi Stuart, I'm Steph. I come from Oklahoma. The turnpike and tornado state.
Welcome back.
I'm Krissa and I come from the daily joys of being your wife. See you later and we have to do laundry.
I forget where I come from, as I have about a gabillion tabs open.
But I don't have a cat, if that helps at all.
I'm sure it does.
Hi, my name is Anne and I'm an alcoholic.
Oh. Wrong meeting, then...
Hi, I'm Amaranta and I think couple bloggers are so cute.
I'm from Essex (in case you couldn't tell)
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well!
I am not the Adrian you're looking for. And I haven't been on holiday, more's the pity. But I am going to Florence in a couple of weeks :-)
Oh, and I'm from Rainford (a village not far from Liverpool), but am living in Cambridge (that'll be better known one of the Cambridges in the UK).
See how difficult I made that? No wonder I don't comment more often!
Hi there. I'm Paloma. I come from southern Spain but I live in Amsterdam, in fact, not so far from Schiphol. (Excuse the cacofonic fff aliteration). I haven't tried to feed my cats on comments but I suspect they'd rather stick to canned food.
Enjoy your holidays with your lovely witty wife.
Hello Stuart, I'm Lanna. I am from Florida and stumbled upon your blog through many a list of blogs. Thanks for being witty and adding a bit to my mornings at work. I hope you have a great day!
hi stuart,
i'm isabel, from New Mexico, via NYC, via London. i enjoyed your vacation very much!
Hi, I'm Mary from Jamaica (via various places in England) and my cat is busy eating cat food rather than my tongue
Always something to be grateful for, with carnivorous pets.
Hi all.
Hi, I'm Eirik Bischoff from Norway. It's always fun to come here and read your blog! Even though I don't comment that much :)
Hi, I'm Pete from the UK. I went to University with you.
Hi. Victoria from Vermont (for now). Pleasure to write you.
I'm Gordon. In the dim distant depths of blogland I commented on your site. And on your wife's (before she lost her identity and became "your wife" that is).
And whilst I'm not Adrian (thank the lord) and I'm not on holiday I wasn't "here" so I apologise for any tardiness or lack of comments that have been forthcoming, or not as the case was then but is not now.
Of course I do have it in my head to make you regret your post and fill up your comment box with nonsense entries from such "hilarious" characters like... oh... Mickey Mouse... Hitler.. etc, but:
a. I can't be arsed
b. see a.
Suffice to say that just because we don't comment, doesn't mean we don't read. And yes, when I say we I mean "I".
PPfffbbbpptttt
I'm Sansanee, currently from Atlanta. It's not so much that cats have my tongue. It's my slumber that they hijack when they insist that it's time to eat.
'Hijacked slumber' sounds like the title of a felony.