A reader who wishes to remain anonymous sent in this banner. Who does that? Anonymity is so square.
Keep 'em coming. 700 pixels by 125 pixels is all the space you got, so no bigger if you want to have a go! The only word that's necessary is 'autoblography', in whichever form you see fit...acrobatic elephants, elegant script, or carved by suspiciously warm fluid in snow...it's up to you.


Anonymity is SO 2003.
i can't see this banner!
I can't see it either.
Upon further inspection, I've managed to deduce that this banner is a 768kb TIF file. Madness.
SORRY.