Wanted: Beautiful People of simple tastes who relish the minor conveniences and nifty gadgets in everyday life so much that it can sometimes be difficult to tell the difference between enjoying one of life's simple pleasures and having an orgasm through an unexpected body part.
Here is a brief questionnaire for you to fill in:
1. Have you ever had charges brought against you in a civil or federal court for assaulting another person with your hair?
2. Do you have a highly sensitive scalp or fingers? Does it/ Do they lead you to moan sensually whilst applying shampoo? Can you produce a large enough amount of lather to cover enough of yourself that you can be shown on daytime television? Not that we're promising anything here.
3. Do shiny new cars make you come?
4. No really, we're serious about No. 3.
5. Have you ever broken down in fits of contagious hysterical laughter while trying the seat recline in a new car?
6. Do you and your friends compulsively go to otherwise crappy and unglamorous chain restaurants and hold hands like you're having a seance while the hot young waiter takes your order and you wait in a group state of foreplay-like anticipation?
7. Are you, your clothes, your eyes, your fingernails, palms, soles of your feet and your teeth completely black? Can you dance? Do you have a brightly coloured room in your house? Know any good songs?
If you have answered 'Yes' to any of the above questions, then we want to hear from you.
Please speak loudly from wherever you are.
I'm famous for my crappy taste in music. That means it's 'No' to all. Damn.
what's funny is I think I know every single commercial you're talking about.
i'd answer yes to the question in number 4, personally.
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except i'm a cultural hermit and didn't actually have any idea that you were taking the mickey of a set of commercials till k's comment. sigh. at least i have other talents.