Splinter Cell

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Stuart
on January 14, 2006 9:52 PM | | Comments (3) | TrackBacks (0)

"So what do I do now?"
"Well you might have missed it, but there was a camera in the morgue, and now I think your handler wants you to find the security room to recover the tapes of the agents' bodies."
"Yeah, I did kinda miss that in my attempts to NOT DIE."
"It's okay, you'll just have to be stealthy."
"With ONE BULLET. What do I do with ONE BULLET?"
"Be stealthy."
"Yeah RIGHT."
"You could try."
"I'm like, the MISTER MAGOO of secret agents."
*pause*
"Why are we looking at the ceiling?"
"SHUT UP."
*pause*
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodthere'ssomeonethere."
"Okay...so you can either..."
"Yes, I KNOW."
"All right."
"What's all this fucking MUSIC ABOUT MAN."
"It's for suspense."
"Whevs."

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3 Comments

By jen on January 15, 2006 1:19 AM

hee hee hee. i feel like i was there.

By Olly on January 15, 2006 10:18 AM

"the MISTER MAGOO of secret agents" - brilliant :)

By shana on January 16, 2006 2:44 PM

i tried to like video games for a boyfriend.

obvs, he's an ex now... but hey! good luck!

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