A musical based on the well-selling novel Antiseptic Throat Sprays Of My Youth by Frances McGurk.
Featuring great cavernous caverns of dripping, caverning mucus!
NO EXPENSE SPARED in bringing you rattling throat seizures you can really feel, nay, tap your feet in time with!
The thrilling tale of the FIGHT with the common cold! It may be common, but it's alive!!
Feel that toe-curling revulsion as the breath catches at the back of the star's throat! GAPE in open-mouthed AWE at the WORLD FAMOUS stage-wide waltzing mucus fountain EXTRAVAGANZA!
You're in for the MEDICO-THEATRICAL ride of your life!!!
You read the story of the artistic venture's long road to Broadway in the newspapers of the WORLD. Now see the results! With MUCUS donated from over three thousand anonymous theatrical benefactors for each performance, MUCUS! is a stage collaboration the likes of which the world has never seen!!!!
We've seen DISEASE on stage before - the CONSUMPTION of La Boheme!
The NIGGLY COUGH in Tosca!
The poison-induced COMA of Romeo and Juliet!
But nothing compares to MUCUS!!!!!
With a score by Crazy Frog and Elton John, costumes by T-Mobile, and choreography by McDonald's, MUCUS! is a show you can't afford to miss.
Apparently men make a big thing about having a cold.
I hate stereotypes, me.
But no, honestly, I'm fine.
Really.
SUCH a drama queen. USE THE CEPACOL.
*struggles* not making comments about pots and kettles
Heyyyy! She was really sick those times!
And I can't believe that, after all the effort I put in to taking the piss out of myself for being dramatic, someone called me dramatic. And I am MARRIED to that someone.
so ... you're saying you're not?
uh huh.
and you stuck up for that someone's accusation!
Of course I'm not saying I'm not! I took the piss out of myself for BEING dramatic!
And the defence, well, see the bit where it says about marriage.
that's legit. and right, too, i'll give ye that.
but yer nuts, both of you.
The difference usually is, I'm really dramatic about BEING sick. Stuart is incredibly dramatic about the mere possibility of GETTING sick. Plus also he reacts to my insistence about taking medicine like a toddler.
But, you know, married, loves, kisses, etc.
I HATE THROAT SPRAY.
That is all.
Mmmm, phlegm. My favourite.