1. You step in a chicken on your way to work
2. You have to restrain yourself three times in one morning from calling your fellow commuters fucknuts
3. Someone calls you a fucknut, even though you were just walking in a straight line and it was them who swerved into you
4. Leaving the house ten minutes late is multiplied by lackadaisical trains into half an hour late at the office
5. You take a deep breath of fresh air climbing out of the subway and it smells of hotdogs
6. You turn down three leafleteers and three free newspapers in the forty yards between the subway and the office door
HOW DID YOU STEP IN A CHICKEN???
Pls. explain.
How else would you expect me to step in it? It was lying on the pavement and I didn't notice it until after the crunchy sound and I was a couple of paces further on.
Was it a piece of chicken or a clucking animal?
No need to swear, Steph. It was more of a chicken carcass than a...squishy chickenny being.
How fresh? Insects living in it? Did it look like the foxes had been at it? FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, DON'T JUST SIT THERE, THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH STUFF!
Come to Africa, where their is a good chance of the chicken being alive.
Switch the hod dog smell for general wet rankiness, and the above pretty much applies to London.