iTunes Shuffle Quiz

...because I'm a big fan of trying to interpret meaningless things.

The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Song: Shark Attack Theme
Artist: Sven Libaek
Comment: I can see it now - my pitch for redecorating the office.

Your favorite thing to say when drunk is:
Song: Bastard
Artist: Ben Folds
Comment: Actually it's 'D'you know something?'

Your message to the world:
Song: The Continuing Story
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: I think that translates as 'Nothing to see here...move along.'

Your deepest secret:
Song: Never There
Artist: Cake
Comment: No comment!

Your innermost desire:
Song: A Day In The Sun
Artist: So Fine (from Cafe del Mar Vol. 9, if you're interested)
Comment: Not quite, but close is as good as a hit in this game.

Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Song: Pressed In A Book
Artist: The Shins
Comment: Do-able.

On your deathbed, you'll whisper:
Song: Just Like A Woman
Artist: Bob Dylan
Comment: HAHAHAHA on my deathbed I'll whisper just like a woman.

Your friends say behind your back:
Song: The Two Sides Of Monsieur Valentine
Artist: Spoon
Comment: At last, back in the realms of NO SENSE AT ALL. Although I suppose there might be sense in me having two sides, what with my back turned and all.

You say behind your friends' back:
Song: Year Of The Rat
Artist: Badly Drawn Boy
Comment: No, I don't, everyone. Everyone? I don't.

When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Song: My Girl
Artist: Madness
Comment: Actually it's more like 'Ugh, oh.'

If you found yourself lost on a desert island, you'd yell:
Song: Symphony No.9 (Scherzo)
Artist: Beethoven (as performed by the Seattle Symphony Orchestra)
Comment: That would be a very unusual thing to yell. Funny though.

Right now, your feelings are:
Song: Monkey Wrench
Artist: Foo Fighters
Comment: Yep. Spot on. I feel like a monkey wrench.

What's your excuse for reposting this:
Song: I Might Be Wrong
Artist: Radiohead
Comment: This is true.

Your life's soundtrack:
Song: Getting Closer
Artist: Billy Joel
Comment: Ahahahahaha.

Um.

The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Song: Brothers and Sisters
Artist: Blur
Comment: Um...what? This event occurs in the past. Anyway.

You scream during sex:
Song: Tangled Up In Blue
Artist: Bob Dylan
Comment: HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Quite.

What do people assume when they first look at you?
Track: La Nina De Puerta Oscura
Artist: Paco de Lucia
Comment: That means the girl of the shady door or something? Babelfish is down. Maybe people are linguistically confused when they first see me.

What will be a big challenge in life for you?
Track: Come Back Brighter
Artist: Reef
Comment: See above re: mornings

Are you a good boyfriend/girlfriend husband?
Song: Mad Flava
Artist: Fatboy Slim
Comment: Word.

Do you have a secret admirer?
Song: Dizzy Miss Lizzie
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: Finally! Some accuracy. I don't know a Lizzie. Must make note. Possible stalker.

Will you ever become manically depressed in your life?
Song: Orgullecida
Artist: Buena Vista Social Club
Comment: What IS IT with stuff I don't know and can't translate today? HMMM?

How will you die?
Song: Playground Love
Artist: Air
Comment: Noted: Steer clear of the swings.

Is someone trying to kill you?
Song: If I Fall
Artist: Aqualung
Comment: Ah - maybe WITH an aqualung.

What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Violin Sonata No.5 In B Major Op.24 "Spring" ?. Rondo. Allegro Ma Non Troppo
Artist: Itzhak Perlman V/ Vladimir Ashkenazy P
Comment: That will be very chewy.

Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Song: Hermann Loves Pauline
Artist: Super Furry Animals
Comment: Pass it on.