Click on this and it will expand to incredible size and you might have to scroll. But it looks better that way.
Also if anyone could let me know how to get paper to appear, well, white...on scanned images, that'd be lovely. I am now fully tricked out with Photoshop, so I'm sure it's possible...I just don't know how.
I ate some lovely Toulouse sausages this evening. Fascinating.
Now, this being Photoshop, there's about a squillion ways to do it. Here's the one I just did (in PS7):
1) Image > Adjustments > Replace Colour.
2) Click (outside the Replace Colour dialog) on a bit of the image you'd like to turn white.
3) Drag the lightness slider all the way to the right.
4) Adjust the fuzziness slider to suit - it adjusts the amount of similar coloured pixels you turn white - should be fairly obvious to use.
Does that do it for you? Oooh, sir!
Olly, I also suggest he just auto-correct for white balance, like I do with photographs, but I suppose if there's no true white in the picture it wouldn't work.
Unrelatedly, I am a HUGE fan of the doubting bacteria's eye shape. HUGE.
What's so wrong with musty yellowing paper? Makes it look antique. Vintage. Does everything have to be new? And young? Perky boobs, white paper... gah.