First Impressions Of Xbox Live

*** 1843hrs Z U L U - DUSK IS FALLING ***
***SOMEWHERE IN TUNISIA***
***THE YEAR IS 1943***
***PITCHED BATTLES BETWEEN MONTY'S DESERT RATS AND ROMMEL'S AFRIKA KORPS RAGE BACK AND FORTH ACROSS AN ABANDONED DESERT TOWN***
***TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWS***

METAL OChRE killed by Pisseddudejim
PLAYERS TIPS killed by PISSTOFFDRUNK1
JACHEL killed by Pisseddudejim

PLAYERSTIPS: DUUUUDE! These pissed off guys are ON FIRE.
JACHEL: I know, right?

***GUNFIRE TO THE WEST***

Kidsturk killed by PISSTOFFDRUNK1

Kidsturk: Shit.

JACHEL killed by Pisseddudejim

PLAYERSTIPS: I need to like, call my girlfriend and get pissed so I can play like these guys.
JACHEL: I hear ya

***ALLIED TROOPS, 3 IN NUMBER, ONE OF THEM ROLLING HIS EYES, ADVANCE ALONG THE TOWN'S MAIN STREET***

Kidsturk: There! They're sniping from up on the roof!
JACHEL: Dude, don't call out.
PLAYERSTIPS: Yeah, man. Never do that.
Kidsturk: What?

***A BRIEF BATTLE FOR THE ROOFTOP ENSUES***

PLAYERSTIPS: Dum dadada dum dumdumdum, Da dadadada dumdumdum BA DA! DADAADUMMM!

***THE DUSTY DESERT BATTLEFIELD RESOUNDS TO THE VICTORIOUS SOUND OF SOMEONE SINGING THE JAMES BOND THEME***
***TRANSCRIPT ENDS***