Krissa: did you hear about the armed standoff?
on a bridge in jersey
he's like surrounded by cops on the bridge,
with a gun,
and a woman and a baby in the car.
Stuart: shit!
Krissa: totes.
Stuart: wow
I hope no one gets hurt.
6:05 PM
Krissa: HOLY SHIT
nano just let off.
the
THE
DOG-FOODIEST-FART EVER
holy CRAP
WOW.
jt's... uhhh
it's like WOW.
Stuart: cor
So glad I'm miles away
Krissa: WOW
i just turned the fan on
and it's still hanging around
SPIKE
!!!!
is on smallville!!!
Stuart: spike?
Krissa: stupid SMALLVILLE.
Stuart: AS?
Krissa: god!! what do i DO!?
it's the smelliest...
god!!
Stuart: open the windows
did he FOLLOW THROUGH?
GOD
Krissa: you think the FAN on HIGH
Stuart: IT's ALL HAPPENING TODAY
GUNMEN
Krissa: what
Stuart: DOG FARTS
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD
Krissa: ahahaha
are you making fun of me?!
why! why won't the fart go away!!!
Stuart: did he poop?
Krissa: even NANO looks like he can smell it
Stuart: a little?
Krissa: EW
and
no.
i just checked.
Stuart: good
and
no idea what's going on then
windows!
Krissa: too lazy!!
Stuart: suffer, then!
:)
Krissa: christ.
Stuart: mmm yummy
tasty dogfart.
Krissa: maybe he's just farting over and over again
tiny little farts
like a MACHINE GUN OF FARTS
Stuart: RATATATATATATATATATATATAT
Krissa: i've just shoved a pillow in my face
and it smells like DAVE'S HEAD
which honestly
is preferable to CASTOR AND POLLUX FARTS
Stuart: "Newman's Own Farts"
6:22 PM
Krissa: it's fading.
very.
slowly.
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