I finish a glass of water and stand up from the table to get a refill from the cooler.
Other Person: You know what they say about drinking water?
Me: What's that?
Other Person: That by the time you're thirsty, you're already dehydrated.
Me: I thought that was the point of feeling thirsty.
Other Person: No, no, you don't get it. By the time your body is telling you you're thirsty, you're already dehydrated. It's too late, see?
pause
Me: Riiiight.
Other Person: You know what they say about drinking water?
Me: What's that?
Other Person: That by the time you're thirsty, you're already dehydrated.
Me: I thought that was the point of feeling thirsty.
Other Person: No, no, you don't get it. By the time your body is telling you you're thirsty, you're already dehydrated. It's too late, see?
pause
Me: Riiiight.
100% of brilliant.