Type 1
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Human: I want to sleep a little longer.
-a bit later-
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Human: I suppose it is.
Type 2
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Human: I want to sleep a little longer.
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Human: I want to sleep a little longer
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Human: Uhhhhhnnnflumphmeh
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Phone: TIME TO GET UP!
Phone: Screw this for a lark. Standing by.
-a bit later-
Human: ...uh what time is it?
It's tough when these two types of snoozer share a bed.


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