1:03 PM me: Just ate and now have no motivation
1:09 PM Krissa: what'd you have for lunch?
1:11 PM me: BISON
Only 54,300 calories!
It's very lean.
1:12 PM Krissa: hahahahah
1:13 PM me: and a mango and black bean salad on the side
1:16 PM i'm ordering a chop't -
i'm absolutely slammed today
1:17 PM what comes from being less than spectacularly productive this week.
me: Garrr maybe I need sugar?
Krissa: by the way, DRAW?
me: I have a headache and all sorts
Krissa: brazil portugal DRAW?
Neither of them could be bothered!
Krissa: i can't BELIEVE it.
1:18 PM BRAZIL!
me: Brazil got fewer yellow cards
so there's that
1:19 PM First time they haven't scored in a World Cup game since about 1970
1:20 PM omg
ruby ruby ruby RUBY! Ooh arr ooh arr ooh arrrr
1:21 PM Krissa: HAHAHAHHAHA
who ARE these people.
me: The Wurzels!
1:22 PM Oi've got a brand new combine harvester, and Oi'll give you the key
1:23 PM Krissa: HAHAHAHAHAH
1:27 PM me: No?
That's another of theirs
Krissa: yes i remember
are they, what, like a polka band
1:28 PM me: OH MY GOD
I MARRIED AN AMERICAN
WHAT HAVE I DONE