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    <title>Still In Short Trousers</title>
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    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2010://14.11142</id>

    <published>2010-08-12T20:01:02Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-12T20:40:50Z</updated>

    <summary>This past weekend was BlogHer 2010 in New York and Krissa and I met up with the luminous Leah and Kristin and Corey for a wonderful brunch in Manhattan. Eggs were eaten, much coffee was drunk, and we talked about...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[This past weekend was BlogHer 2010 in New York and Krissa and I met up with the luminous <a href="http://www.agirlandaboy.com/journal/">Leah</a> and <a href="http://betternow.typepad.com/better_now/">Kristin</a> and Corey for a wonderful brunch in Manhattan. Eggs were eaten, much coffee was drunk, and we talked about blogs more than I have in years.<div><br />Reading <a href="http://www.agirlandaboy.com/journal/archives/002636.html">Leah's post here </a>about how strange it is to have blog relationships that go back longer than other 'real world' ones (and it is), I looked back at my banner.</div><div>Bloody hell.&nbsp;</div><div>It's been eight years.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>I may have been updating at a rate of a post a month or even less, but this here page is still ticking.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://autoblography.co.uk/2002/07/what-ho">This was me</a> making my entry into the blogosphere (do we still call it that?), on a sunny English summer day when I was newly graduated from university and had very little to do. The connection in my parents' house was so slow I used to surf the internet with a book to read while the pages loaded.</div><div>I picked a standard Blogger template. <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20021201123431/http://stuartbridgett.blogspot.com/">It had a lot of orange.</a></div><div><br /></div><div>Eight years old.</div><div>If my blog was human, by now it would be asking awkward questions about where babies come from.</div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Almost Home</title>
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    <published>2010-08-12T15:52:00Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-12T16:15:29Z</updated>

    <summary>I took this last night on the approach to La Guardia after a trip to DC. The stewardess only asked me to turn the phone off after I&apos;d finished taking pictures. It&apos;s okay if you plunge everyone to death by...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuart/4883708190/" title="Almost Home by Kidsturk, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4883708190_a26e68b272.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Almost Home" /></a></p><p align="center"><br /></p><p align="center" style="text-align: left;">I took this last night on the approach to La Guardia after a trip to DC. The stewardess only asked me to turn the phone off after I'd finished taking pictures. It's okay if you plunge everyone to death by avionics failure if you're in first class.</p><p align="center" style="text-align: left;">I don't really buy into the mindset that iPods and other non-broadcasting electronics are capable of electromagnetic leaping ninja kicks. The whole idea of turning off anything electronic during takeoff and landing is overkill. There has to be a good debunk of this somewhere online.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Found: A Memory</title>
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    <published>2010-08-05T17:56:48Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-05T18:53:30Z</updated>

    <summary>I found this in a journal while rooting through a drawer looking for cufflinks. I remember sitting at one of the tables mentioned, writing as the day faded from dusk to dark, trying to capture the feeling of being there....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">I found 
this in a journal while rooting through a drawer looking for cufflinks. I remember sitting at one of the tables mentioned, writing as the day faded from dusk to dark, trying to capture the feeling of being there.<br />
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  <br /></font><blockquote><font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">
 <b>20th September, 2003. Refugio de Los Albergues, Pitres.</b></font><br /></blockquote><font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">
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Let me bring you to this place.</font><br /></blockquote><font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">
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There is no road that can being you here, no train. You can only reach 
this place yourself. On a sparsely wooded stretch of the valley slopes 
there is a small flat area of land, five minutes' walk from the village,
 along a dusty and rocky path that smells of goat droppings. There are 
trees all around. A terrace below supports apple trees and pine, beneath
 spiky-fruited chesnuts. The mountains surrounding this place are 
scrubby, gold and green and brown, grey-blue in the distance. The sun is
 warm and low, and the shadows are long. &nbsp;It is late summer and 
trodden-down yellow hay fills the gaps between grey stones. &nbsp;It is 
silent but for distant cocks crowing, the bells of a church at sunset, 
and the village dogs. There are tables, with metal chairs painted white 
that sit awkwardly on the uneven ground, and there is a long, low 
building here, its walls covered with piles of firewood. Off to one side
 of the terrace there is a swimming pool, five metres long and lined 
with black plastic tarpaulin with a rusting ladder at one end, lined 
with rough stones around its edge. It is slowly replenished with water 
from a garden hose, covered with pondweed, and full of fish. The old 
German woman who runs this place sits by the side of the pool smoking a 
rolled cigarette, staring into the water. She is wearing thick grey 
hiking socks under her plastic sandals, light blue and white 
three-quarter length trousers and a green t-shirt. Her name is Barbara.</font><br /></blockquote><font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">
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A spinning column of midges dance in and out of the tall frame of 
plant-knotted steel that receives the telephone wire.</font><br /></blockquote><font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">
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The building is made of stone, with irregular mortar; it has a roof of 
terracotta and bamboo. The window frames and wooden shutters are a deep 
maroon, and the fly-screens are green. The inside walls are white. The 
kitchen has two sinks and a gas stove run from round orange bottles. The
 wooden kitchen shelves are covered with packets of teas from countries 
all over Europe, and three-quarter empty plastic bottles of oil which 
give the room a rich musky smell. &nbsp;There is an wide open sitting room 
with a smooth concrete floor and a large fireplace bordered with 
woodpiles. Highbacked chairs surround a table in front of the fireplace.
 A hand-held griddle for making toast rests on the mantelpiece. There 
are two squat bookcases, with books in seven languages...literature, 
guidebooks, maps. A large chessboard rests against the wall next to the 
fireplace, beneath a German anti-war poster from 1924. There is a 
dartboard, a chalkboard and three paintings; abstract, bold lines; and a
 map of Andalucia on the door to the dormitory. There are 12 bunks, 
closely spaced, with thin mattresses. The washroom has two sinks and a 
shower where a tree from outside is growing through the wall. </font><br /></blockquote><blockquote><font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">The stars are amazing.</font><br /></blockquote><font style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;" size="2">
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    <title>Is It Morning Already?</title>
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    <published>2010-07-16T16:55:38Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-16T17:23:02Z</updated>

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    <title>Park Slope Wheels</title>
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    <published>2010-07-12T14:32:39Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-12T14:35:56Z</updated>

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        <![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuart/4778120305/" title="Friday Evening Cruise by Kidsturk, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4778120305_419b8dfc8b.jpg" alt="Friday Evening Cruise" height="375" width="500" /></a>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Just Backdated</title>
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    <published>2010-07-09T14:21:55Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-09T16:46:32Z</updated>

    <summary>Things You Cannot Blog About:Not bloggingAnything other people might find boringThings you may have mentioned beforeOpinions that may be misconstrued Opinions that start out being as a Great Analogy but get overcomplicated to avoid being misconstruedFlippant stuff if you haven&apos;t...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[Things You Cannot Blog About:<br /><br />Not blogging<br />Anything other people might find boring<br />Things you may have mentioned before<br />Opinions that may be misconstrued <br />Opinions that start out being as a Great Analogy but get overcomplicated to avoid being misconstrued<br />Flippant stuff if you haven't blogged in ages<br />Serious stuff if you haven't blogged in ages<br />Work<br />Internal Marriage Functionings and Machinations (apart from the last post - IMs don't count)<br /><br />So! This results in, rather unsurprisingly, a lack of blogging that's gone on for aaaaages. So screw it, frankly.<br /><br />I went to Philadeplhia with Krissa and Beth and Josh last weekend. Josh's band, Heads Up Display, were playing a gig at the Grape Rooms in Manayunk. <br />Manayunk! There's a place in the world called Manayunk.<br />We had a great time. We saw the queue for the Liberty Bell (it was HUGE you guys, you should go see it for yourselves, it was really impressive), and the Philadelphia Art Museum, which does a much better impression of what Greece Must Have Looked Like In Its Prime than the tiny models at the Parthenon, with the sad exception that the Philly architect built in sandstone in an area with a healthy coal-burning power industry, so his creation will probably go down the road of impressive architectural decay more rapidly than its distant marble counterparts. All the people doing Rocky Balboa impressions at the top of the long run of steps were funny to start, tiresome after the tenth or twelfth, and then sort of sad, but not as bad as people who drove past the Rocky statue at the bottom of the steps yelling ADRIAAAAAN! and disappointingly maintaining excellent control of their cars.<br />The GPS with the Mary Poppins accent died as we arrived in Philadelphia:<br />Turn left. <br />Recalculating. <br />Turn left, then turn left, then keep left. <br />Recalculating.<br />Drive point three miles<br />Battery Low<br />Thank god for that<br />so we navigated our way home via assumption that New York would be easy to hit and when that failed, Google Maps on our new iPhones. This of course meant that those batteries died but by that time we could see the Empire State Building so aiming at the city was back on the cards.<br /><br />My schizophrenic work iTunes library is on shuffle and just played three songs in a row beginning with 'Sugar': <br /><br />Sugar Mountain: Neil Young<br />Sugarless: Caviar<br />Sugar Magnolia: Grateful Dead<br /><br />I have no idea what the odds are of that happening. <br />I have 5456 songs, so 1/5456x1/5456x1/5456, I suppose, or 6.15x10E-12 or 1 in 163 billion. Maybe. But then that's the odds of any three song combination coming up. It's only because I spotted a theme afterwards that makes it unusual. Maybe we should downgrade probability for only being impressive in retrospect.<br /><br />It's goddamned hot and humid at the moment. Our apartment's main air conditioner is struggling to keep up. The compressor just takes whole evenings off. Everyone assumes that as a building design engineer I know everything about air conditioners, but I don't get paid to pick window units out of the Home Depot catalogue. I could sketch out a scheme for the whole apartment block in a day or so that'd cost a couple of hundred thousand bucks but when it comes to the smaller bits of kit, after learning that it Makes Things Colder I'm judging it on how nice the front bit looks just like everyone else. <br /><br />I have just eaten my lunch - it was a ham sandwich.<br /><br />There. Bases covered.<br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Moment Of Realisation</title>
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    <published>2010-06-25T17:38:17Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-25T17:39:35Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[1:03 PM&nbsp;me: Just ate and now have no motivation&nbsp;&nbsp;boo6 minutes1:09 PM&nbsp;Krissa: what'd you have for lunch?1:11 PM&nbsp;me: BISON&nbsp;&nbsp;(one half)&nbsp;&nbsp;Only 54,300 calories!&nbsp;&nbsp;It's very lean.1:12 PM&nbsp;Krissa: hahahahah1:13 PM&nbsp;me: and a mango and black bean salad on the side&nbsp;&nbsp;for Health&nbsp;Krissa: hurrah!1:16 PM&nbsp;i'm ordering...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:03 PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: Just ate and now have no 
motivation</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>boo</span></span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td style="width: 100%;"><hr color="#cccccc" noshade="noshade" size="1"></td><td style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(170, 170, 170);" nowrap="nowrap">6 minutes</td></tr></tbody></table><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:09 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>: what'd you have for lunch?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:11 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: BISON</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>(one half)</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>Only 54,300 calories!</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>It's very lean.</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:12 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>: hahahahah</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:13 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: and a mango and black bean salad 
on the side</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>for Health</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>: hurrah!</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:16 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>i'm 
ordering a chop't -</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>i'm absolutely slammed today</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:17 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>what 
comes from being less than spectacularly productive this week.</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: Garrr maybe I need sugar?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>: by the way, DRAW?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: I have a headache and all sorts</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>: brazil portugal DRAW?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: DRAW?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>Oh</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>Neither of them could 
be bothered!</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>:
 i can't BELIEVE it.</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:18 PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>BRAZIL!</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: Brazil got fewer yellow cards</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>so there's that</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:19 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>First 
time they haven't scored in a World Cup game since about 1970</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:20 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>omg</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>I'm dying</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLE3IjTRb8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/<wbr>watch?v=8PLE3IjTRb8</a></span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>omg</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>ruby ruby ruby RUBY! 
Ooh arr ooh arr ooh arrrr</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:21 PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>: HAHAHAHHAHA</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>who ARE these people.</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: The Wurzels!</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:22 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>Oi've 
got a brand new combine harvester, and Oi'll give you the key</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:23 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>: HAHAHAHAHAH</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>veh funny</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:27 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: No?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>That's another of 
theirs</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Krissa</span>:
 yes i remember</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>are they, what, like a polka band</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">1:28 
PM&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: OH MY GOD</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>I MARRIED AN AMERICAN</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>WHAT HAVE I DONE</span></span></div> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Formula vs Perfume</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://autoblography.co.uk/2010/02/formula-vs-perfume" />
    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2010://14.11115</id>

    <published>2010-02-18T16:58:57Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-18T17:04:09Z</updated>

    <summary> Formula VS. Perfume by Heads Up Display from Carlos Molina on Vimeo.Digg this videoHeads Up Display are great - check out their site here!...</summary>
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        <name>Stuart</name>
        <uri>http://autoblography.co.uk</uri>
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<entry>
    <title>Google Voice!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://autoblography.co.uk/2010/02/google-voice" />
    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2010://14.11112</id>

    <published>2010-02-02T01:26:22Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-02T04:21:47Z</updated>

    <summary>I asked, and received. I am signed up for Google Voice, who now field my voicemails, and send me a transcript via email and SMS, and provide me a natty interface online where I can go and listen to my...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Stuart</name>
        <uri>http://autoblography.co.uk</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: arial, helvetica, hirakakupro-w3, osaka, 'ms pgothic', sans-serif; line-height: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: arial, helvetica, hirakakupro-w3, osaka, 'ms pgothic', sans-serif; line-height: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: arial, helvetica, hirakakupro-w3, osaka, 'ms pgothic', sans-serif; line-height: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: arial, helvetica, hirakakupro-w3, osaka, 'ms pgothic', sans-serif; line-height: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">I asked, and received. I am signed up for Google Voice, who now field my voicemails, and send me a transcript via email and SMS, and provide me a natty interface online where I can go and listen to my messages if the button prompts on the actual telephone are too slow for me.</font><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Unfortunately the transcripts are not perfect.</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">This evening Krissa was meeting with Shana for a drink before heading home.</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">This is the voicemail she left, with Google's transcription.</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><b>Krissa:</b>&nbsp;Hey! It's me. I just left the bar where we had the incredibly expensive cocktail at.</font></div><div><i><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">BECAME</font></i></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><b>Google:</b>&nbsp;</font><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span id="0-0" class="gc-word-high"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Hey! Give me an a plus. The borrow that we had a currently of the cocktail ass.</font></span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br /></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Krissa:</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">&nbsp;I put it on my debit card and Shana gave me cash</font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><i><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">BECAME</font></i></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Google:</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">&nbsp;Hello my darling carbon Cheney give you cash</font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br /></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: arial, helvetica, hirakakupro-w3, osaka, 'ms pgothic', sans-serif; line-height: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Krissa:</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">&nbsp;So anyway, I'm running really late and I've had a gin and tonic and it's ten to eight! I'm really really sorry. I thought it would - I thought it would be more like coffee...and it is not. So I'm walking up to Herald Square, I'm gonna jump on a D and then I'm coming home and having to make rotisserie chicken with croutons and stuff when I get home, but if um, you wanna have something else that's easier then I guess we can it's just then the bread will go to waste and the lettuce.</font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><i><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">BECAME</font></i></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Google:</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">&nbsp;So anyway, I'm really late. James, I can't. Hey something really really sorry. I thought I would. I thought it would be more like off a and it's not so I'm walking up hills where I'm gonna jump comedy and then I'm going home and having to make. We're just. Re-checking the time. If I get home, but if you we wanna have something else with the zero if you can just of the bridal the wake them a letter.</font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: arial, helvetica, hirakakupro-w3, osaka, 'ms pgothic', sans-serif; line-height: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br /></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br /></font></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Krissa:</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">&nbsp;I don't know. Maybe its....when you get home you turn on the oven and it won't take me that long for me to make that dinner and I should be home by 8.30. But anyway..rambling! Rambling! Gin and Tonic...in my brain!</font></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><i><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">BECAME</font></i></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Google:</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">&nbsp;I don't know, maybe. S. When you get home teaching on the island. It won't take that long for me to make that dinner and you know I should be home by 8.30. But anyway rambling! Rambling! Gin and Tonic entertainment!</font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br /></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><br /></font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: arial, helvetica, hirakakupro-w3, osaka, 'ms pgothic', sans-serif; line-height: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Krissa</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">: Love you! Do you like bread?&nbsp;</font><i><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">[Eddie Izzard reference]</font></i></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">Google:</font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000">&nbsp;If you...you know like.</font></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">No google, I do not know like.</span></font></div></span></span></font></div></span></span></font></div></span></span></font></div></span></span></font></div></span></span></font></div></span></span></font></div></span></span></font></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Human Countdown - tck tck tck</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://autoblography.co.uk/2009/09/tck-tck-tck" />
    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2009://14.11090</id>

    <published>2009-09-21T11:15:00Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-18T16:41:11Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[So! If you watch this: Then when you watch me doing something similar in the middle of this:&nbsp; ...it won't look so odd. Yesterday in Central Park, Adam (an old university friend ) and I took part in a dynamic...]]></summary>
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        <name>Stuart</name>
        <uri>http://autoblography.co.uk</uri>
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        <![CDATA[So! If you watch this:<br /><br />

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Then when you watch me doing something similar in the middle of this:<br /><br />&nbsp;<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3Y-KY4PmoU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3Y-KY4PmoU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"><a class="npqyfmvrruxpdzlqxqon" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3Y-KY4PmoU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></a><a class="npqyfmvrruxpdzlqxqon" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3Y-KY4PmoU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></a></object><br /><br />

...it won't look so odd.
<br /><br />Yesterday in Central Park, Adam (an old university friend ) and I took part in a dynamic human sculpture, organized by <a href="http://www.oxfamamerica.org/campaigns/climate-change/human-countdown">Oxfam</a>, <a href="http://avaaz.org/">Avaaz</a>, and a host of other organizations, as part of <a href="http://tcktcktck.org/">tck tck tck</a>. Tck tck tck is a campaign for an international climate change plan that is ambitious, realistic and -vitally- binding. <br /><br />Many news organizations were sitting on top of the cranes, shooting away - so far I can only find stills, like <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-climate21-2009sep21,0,7997842.story">this one, (AP/LA Times) of the starting hourglass</a>, and then <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo/090921/ids_photos_ts/r2310912821.jpg/">this from Reuters of the tck tck tck in the lower bulb</a>...but I'm sure the video of the full transformation is coming.<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/avaaz/3939205445/" title="Human Countdown in New York by Avaazorg, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/3939205445_6fa4eea74f.jpg" width="500" height="466" alt="Human Countdown in New York" /></a>


<br /><br />I was part of Siberia.<br /><br />This week is Climate Week in NYC. <a href="http://www.climateweeknyc.org/events">Events abound.</a><br /><br />The <a href="http://en.cop15.dk/">COP15 talks in Copenhagen</a> in December are our best hope for another Kyoto style agreement in the next few years. If an agreement is
not made there and action taken, climate change will keep accelerating.<br /><br />If you are not in New York but would like to get stuck into the effort, <a href="http://avaaz.org/en/">avaaz.org</a> provides details of how to get involved in the Global Climate Wake Up Call, a campaign to help people communicate their concerns to governments worldwide before this week's UN Summit, and Copenhagen later this year.<br /><br />And yes, I too think I look ridiculous.<br />Your point?<br /><br /><br />
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<entry>
    <title>Oh, You Waster</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://autoblography.co.uk/2009/08/oh-you-waster" />
    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2009://14.11085</id>

    <published>2009-08-22T23:47:02Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-23T00:22:10Z</updated>

    <summary>The trip to San Francisco back in May was marvellous. So marvellous in fact that Krissa and I were completely seduced by the place and created half-baked plans to move there...how, where, when...who knew? But it was a pleasant enough...</summary>
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        <name>Stuart</name>
        <uri>http://autoblography.co.uk</uri>
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        <![CDATA[The trip to San Francisco back in May was marvellous. So marvellous in fact that Krissa and I were completely seduced by the place and created half-baked plans to move there...how, where, when...who knew? But it was a pleasant enough mindset with which to enjoy the second half of our time there.<div>We met some wonderful people, checked in with a few old friends, and enjoyed the wonderful &nbsp;hospitality of Anna and Bobbie, superstars both.</div><div><br /></div><div>Okay, so that was June...it is now August. Where was I?</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh, well right now I'm sitting in my apartment with a dully throbbing jaw after a rather brisk doctor levered two of my wisdom teeth out yesterday.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>But we were talking about June,&nbsp;so just for your closure Krissa's pictures of that trip are <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/petithiboux/sets/72157619593731098/detail/">here</a> and mine are <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuart/sets/72157621989571375/detail/">here</a>.</div><div>Done?</div><div>Good.</div><div><br /></div><div>My sister and brother-in-law, Jemma and Tom, just came to stay for a week, which was great! I hope I managed to pack enough Americana and Newyorcana into the seven days. The trip was a surprise gift from Jemma to Tom for his birthday, and Krissa and I decided to add to it, by taking them both out on a boat trip around the harbor, on the <a href="http://www.southstreetseaportmuseum.org/index1.aspx?BD=8997"><i>Pioneer</i></a>.&nbsp;</div><div>It was a magical evening, being in such good company, so close to the water you could reach down and touch it, under an evening sky clipped only by skyscrapers and sailcloth.</div><div>I wish they'd been able to stay longer.</div><div><br /></div><div>What else what else what else...</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh! Work's going well. My flickr stream photos of work-in-progress buildings have been switched to friends and family only, just because of the usual concern of rights, distribution etc. But if you haven't, check them out, or, alternatively, the United States Institute of Peace webcam is up <a href="http://oxblue.com/pro/open/usip">here</a> for all to see. There are two cameras...one on the main trailer, the other on top of the taller crane. And to think that place used to be a really, really big hole...</div><div><br /></div><div>Nano has a new squeaky toy (thanks Jem and Tom!).&nbsp;</div><div>Krissa has <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/petithiboux/3836791597/">a new clicky toy</a>.</div><div><br /></div><div>I would like to not have to be recuperating now, please.</div><div>You can say all you like about the wonders of modern medicine, but it seems the method of removing a tooth is as good as it gets - numb, slice, heave. I don't resent that, but SURELY you could vaporise it or something? Mini light-saber it out?</div><div>I'm feeling fairly lucid, but with a bit of a fuzziness of thought which means my attention span is realllly looong. Woo painkillers.</div><div>Let me rephrase that to woo painkillers I am taking very seriously and only when I need them woo.</div><div><br /></div><div>In my daze I finished reading The Da Vinci Code this morning.</div><div>In my defence my recent reading list has included two Pratchetts I hadn't read (Going Postal and Making Money, both much better than I'd expected and something of a return to form after the long slew of Watch whodunits), Jane Austen and the Theban Plays of Sophocles.</div><div>So I think I earned the three days of guilty reading.</div><div>I don't know why I'm trying to justify myself to you, internet. Most of you have read Twilight, for which (so I am informed) you have no excuse whatsoever.</div><div><br /></div><div>I just got the new Gomez album, A New Tide. It's very different, and while it was shiny-new-exciting to start, the later songs on the album sort of failed to maintain that excitement. I hope it grows on me...</div><div><br /></div><div>What else have I got going on? What grand schemes?</div><div><br /></div><div>Well...not much, really.&nbsp;</div><div>Life is very good indeed, mind you.</div><div>I might volunteer to work the occasional weekend on the <i>Pioneer</i>.</div><div>That would be fun.</div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Freedom To </title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://autoblography.co.uk/2009/06/the-freedom-to" />
    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2009://14.11081</id>

    <published>2009-06-24T23:16:56Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-16T15:16:35Z</updated>

    <summary>The motto of the American South during the Civil War was Deo Vindice - God will vindicate, will justify - God is on our side.God was not one of Abraham Lincoln&apos;s favourite subjects, but during that war he is attributed...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[The motto of the American South during the Civil War was Deo Vindice - God will vindicate, will justify - God is on our side.<div><br /></div><div>God was not one of Abraham Lincoln's favourite subjects, but during that war he is attributed with saying, "...my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side..."</div><div><br /></div><div>You are not justified nor vindicated by a sanction from God, but regardless of the partisanship of any particular deity, what is right and good will be most God's 'side', and that goes for most people's' idea of God.</div><div><br /></div><div>The watching world is filled with people avowing that the demonstrators represent the spirit of freedom and true democracy in Iran. Leaders are being urged to act to support them.</div><div><br /></div><div>Regardless of the vigour and passion on either side of the electoral dispute, the only thing that matters here is that democracy and the will of the people is accurately carried out.</div><div><br /></div><div>No democratically elected world leader can truly support either candidate, because it doesn't matter which wins, the democracy is flawed. Not through vote rigging, but through oppression of political opposition, free press, religious diversity and other freedoms.</div><div><br /></div><div>Even if Iran opened the doors on its electoral process and everyone was satisfied that the true winner of the recent poll had become President, and the protests ceased, I would think it a shame because the thing worthy of true protest is the social system.</div><div><br /></div><div>Many countries are guilty of attempting to manipulate others; throughout her history, Britain has been one of the worst. To step in and support a candidate in the context of an imposed, false democracy would be to validate the false democracy.&nbsp;</div><div>The only request world leaders can make of those in control in Iran is that the people are well treated and that their right to protest is respected. If that is granted, when the act of protest is not a criminal offence, true protest might arise...which would be the end of an oppressive regime. The two are the same, and calling for the respect of protest is as likely to be heeded and just as ineffectual as calling for the dissolution of the oppressive regime right off the bat.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>But that is all that can be done without applying force, and that would make things much, much worse.</div><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>Around The World In Eighty Years</title>
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    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2009://14.11071</id>

    <published>2009-06-01T16:44:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-03T01:50:28Z</updated>

    <summary>Krissa and I are going to San Francisco on Thursday. We shall be staying with some rather fabulous people and paying visits to many more.This is a first and a couple of furthests for me - furthest from home, furthest...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[Krissa and I are going to San Francisco on Thursday. We shall be staying with some rather fabulous people and paying visits to many more.<br /><br />This is a first and a couple of furthests for me - furthest from home, furthest west...first time seeing the Pacific, and of course first time to California. Another pin in the virtual map, some more turf explored...I am really excited!<br />To see the city, to see people, see giant redwoods...<br /><br />Even if it takes me three hundred and sixty five times as long as Phileas Fogg, I'll get round the world eventually. ]]>
        
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    <title>Propagating Views &#8800; Free Speech</title>
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    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2009://14.11056</id>

    <published>2009-05-05T14:24:56Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-05T16:04:37Z</updated>

    <summary>The UK has released a list of people who are barred from the country for &quot;propagating views&quot; that &quot;fundamentally go against our values&quot; according to the Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith.I am seriously mixed up about this.First, I read Fred Phelps...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[The UK has released a list of people who are barred from the country for "propagating views" that "fundamentally go against our values" according to the Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith.<br /><br />I am seriously mixed up about this.<br /><br />First, I read <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps">Fred Phelps</a> is not allowed into the UK.<br />Undeniable satisfaction.<br /><br />Second, a voice of moderate rational argument from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inayat_Bunglawala">Inayat Bunglawala</a>:<br /><br />
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“If they step over the line and break the law, it's at that moment the law 
should be enacted, not beforehand...If people are keeping their odious views to themselves, that's their 
business. We should not be in the business of policing people's minds."</p>I feel unease. That's absolutely true. And as far as I know, Fred Phelps, to run with an example, has not broken any laws in the United Kingdom. He is a notorious, vocal bigot with views many people find abhorrent. The fact remains that he has not broken any law in the United Kingdom.<br /><br />By the time I read (at the bottom of <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8033060.stm">this</a>
BBC article) that Martha Stewart had been denied entry to the UK
because of her insider trading deal I was positively upset. This is
dangerous, ridiculous, populist nonsense.<br /><br />I've already quoted an excerpt, but this bears repeating:<br /><br /><blockquote><blockquote>“Coming to this country is a privilege. We won't allow people 
into this country who are going to propagate the sort of views... that 
fundamentally go against our values.” 
<br /><div align="right">Jacqui Smith - Home Secretary<br /><div align="left"><br /></div></div></blockquote></blockquote>I understand there have been attempts under UK law to prevent the instigation of hatred on racial or religious grounds, with varying levels of success or moral objectivity, but this particular quote rings with a dangerous tone of protectionism. If entering the UK is a privilege, there is a standard. This isn't a hint, this is precisely what the government is saying.<br /><br />Even worse, the standard is vaguely defined as a contrariness to values. 'Fundamentally' is overused and is just as woolly as 'reasonable' and 'actual'. It's a dangerous word - you understand if someone is described as wrong. If they're described as fundamentally wrong, your understanding hasn't changed - but the describer has added nuance to <i>how</i> wrong the person is.<br /><br />I do not think that the United Kingdom should have a monarchy.<br /><br />It's a personal view. It crops up in conversation occasionally. I'm not an activist, but if the subject comes up I can get quite passionate about it. I don't know if I've ever changed anyone else's mind, but I may have done. I may have propagated my views. <br /><br />(I don't want to go off on the explanation, but here is a part of it in a nutshell -&nbsp; I think that the monarchy is a remnant of a time when we were not self-governed. The institution serves no useful purpose. Any minor purpose it does serve, it would be better as the duty of an elected representative. Even if we are now completely democratic, the monarchy and the royal family form such a grand part of our national identity that their cultural primacy skews it, deforms it, so that we are not modern or rational in our thinking about our place in the global community, or about our role as individuals in a global society...like I said. Part of the explanation.)<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />If, because the United Kingdom has a monarchy, we can safely assume that is a value or belief the United Kingdom holds...and I am against it. <br /><br />I am against one of the values of the United Kingdom.<br /><br />Am I fundamentally against it?<br />Well yes. You'll have to work hard to change my mind on the matter.<br /><br />So...what now?<br /><br />The satisfaction I felt when reading that Fred Phelps was barred from the UK is exactly the sort of feeling this announcement is designed to give. What it's not designed to achieve is the feeling that if I disagree with what the government feels is a cultural value (fundamental or otherwise) I can have my <s>right</s> (sorry) privilege to enter the UK removed.<br /><br /><br />So, Jacqui Smith - I am against the monarchy, and I've told people about it. <br />Can I come in?<br /><br /><br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Reasons To Be Cheerful</title>
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    <id>tag:autoblography.co.uk,2009://14.11036</id>

    <published>2009-04-03T18:23:06Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-03T20:26:26Z</updated>

    <summary>I am feeling enormously cheerful and optimistic.The huge surge in oil prices last year and the current financial crisis have given me a spring in my step and a newfound enthusiasm. This might sound callous and inconsiderate, especially since I...</summary>
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        <name>Stuart</name>
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        <![CDATA[I am feeling enormously cheerful and optimistic.<div>The huge surge in oil prices last year and the current financial crisis have given me a spring in my step and a newfound enthusiasm. This might sound callous and inconsiderate, especially since I have not directly felt their effects - I live in New York, I don't own a car and I'm lucky enough to still have my job. Millions of people in the world have been adversely affected, and yes I'm a bastard for saying this, but...I was expecting the events to produce this much change to be much worse.</div><div><br /></div><div>So the status quo has been shaken - twice - and people are looking for a way out and finding one that was there, developing and improving, all along.</div><div><br /></div><div>In May of 2008, the US government Energy Information Administration recorded a price of over $4 for a gallon of gasoline, a threshold that shocked a nation becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the cost of the fuel previously considered as a cheap, staple resource. </div><div>When your fuel costs so much more, what are you going to do? Stay at home? No.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sales of hybrids in America are rising in spite of the economic crisis - Toyota are doubling their allocations to the US market and I've seen an explosion of hybrid cars here in New York...perhaps aided in overcoming any negative social connotations by Mayor Bloomberg's decree that all NYC cabs must be gas-electric hybrids by 2012. </div><div>It's interesting to see how the auto-makers, with their 2008 product lines stacked with giant SUVs and trucks, have reacted to this direction of consumer choice. Giant cars are what American consumers have been buying for years. </div><div><br /></div><div>The "luxury SUV" Cadillac Escalade weighs 5,700lbs (2,500kg) - about as much as a female African elephant. The 2007 gas-only model gets just 13 mpg in a city environment and 19 mpg on the highway. Hybrid technology on this behemoth improves its mileage to just 20mpg city and 21mpg highway. In an attempt to have the best of both worlds, Ford have produced the Escape, a more lightweight SUV-like car <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">designed</span> to be a Hybrid - and these get 34mpg in the city. New York's cab companies are buying Escapes in droves.</div><div><br /></div><div>Imagine how much less gasoline would be used if designers (and the consumers who pay their wages) realized that there was an even better way...moving away from the family tank and back to the family car. What would the mpg be on a hybrid Smart car?</div><div>But baby steps...and this is all very encouraging.</div><div><br /></div><div>Gas prices went below $4 again in August 2008. But hybrids made sense before the gas crisis, and they still make sense. The only thing that changed was that people were shocked into looking for a better way of doing things. And they found it.</div><div><br /></div><div>---</div><div><br /></div><div>Bank after bank has crumbled, jobs have been lost, purse strings have tightened. The old ideas about how the global economy works have been questioned. What are we working on again? Why are we working this way? Where are we generating value?</div><div><br /></div><div>The statement released yesterday by the G20 leaders included some serious pledges and an outline of a planned path to recovery. The final pledge was this:</div><div><br /></div><div><ul><li>build an inclusive, green, and sustainable recovery.</li></ul></div><div>Whole nations are shaken and looking for another way of doing things...and there, all along, standing in the political hubbub shouting at the top of its lungs but tragically unheard, was a logical, sensible, sustainable approach to energy, industry, development and economics. </div><div><br /></div><div>So what I hope I'm seeing is the different aspects of our society; the political, industrial, and social spheres, recognizing that yes, renewable energy makes sense. Sustainable practices make sense. Consuming more efficiently makes sense. Green economic growth can happen. Green economic growth <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">makes sense</span>.</div><div><br /></div><div>As a realistic individual I have long acknowledged that it is not enough for green technology and renewable energy to be simply better for the environment. It needs to be better, economically, for it to develop in our society. It needs to be cheaper. The opportunity to invest in a wind farm needs to get investors' heart rates up. The market needs to drive these changes.</div><div><br /></div><div>You can do this two ways - develop the technology to the point where the economic balance tips, and a wind generated Kilowatt-hour is cheaper to produce than a coal or nuclear generated Kilowatt-hour...or the economic goalposts can move and suddenly renewables are a better proposition. Subsidies for green projects are one way of moving those goalposts.</div><div><br /></div><div>Another way would be to wait for total depletion of fossil fuels, global economic meltdown and health-threatening degradation of the environment to make renewable energy a promising investment. </div><div>Call me heartless, but I think that would be much worse than what we are currently experiencing.</div><div><br /></div><div>So a gas price spike and the mortgage crisis could be looked at as an early warning. Yes, the goalposts have moved...the global economic framework is changing. Hopefully just enough that the market can drive renewables and green practice as an engine for economic growth.</div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe the technology isn't there yet for what Al Gore is calling for - 100% renewables in ten years - but technology tends to progress, especially when market driven. Social attitudes do not have to change. </div><div>It might be my inner engineer talking, but I would rather have a technological problem to solve than a social one...and I think we're getting there on both fronts.</div><div><br /></div><div>So cheer up, and cross your fingers. After the smoke clears...it might never come back.</div>]]>
        
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