First Impressions Of Xbox Live
*** 1843hrs Z U L U - DUSK IS FALLING ***
***SOMEWHERE IN TUNISIA***
***THE YEAR IS 1943***
***PITCHED BATTLES BETWEEN MONTY'S DESERT RATS AND ROMMEL'S AFRIKA KORPS RAGE BACK AND FORTH ACROSS AN ABANDONED DESERT TOWN***
***TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWS***
PLAYERS TIPS killed by PISSTOFFDRUNK1
JACHEL killed by Pisseddudejim
PLAYERSTIPS: DUUUUDE! These pissed off guys are ON FIRE.
JACHEL: I know, right?
***GUNFIRE TO THE WEST***
Kidsturk killed by PISSTOFFDRUNK1
Kidsturk: Shit.
JACHEL killed by Pisseddudejim
PLAYERSTIPS: I need to like, call my girlfriend and get pissed so I can play like these guys.
JACHEL: I hear ya
***ALLIED TROOPS, 3 IN NUMBER, ONE OF THEM ROLLING HIS EYES, ADVANCE ALONG THE TOWN'S MAIN STREET***
Kidsturk: There! They're sniping from up on the roof!
JACHEL: Dude, don't call out.
PLAYERSTIPS: Yeah, man. Never do that.
Kidsturk: What?
***A BRIEF BATTLE FOR THE ROOFTOP ENSUES***
PLAYERSTIPS: Dum dadada dum dumdumdum, Da dadadada dumdumdum BA DA! DADAADUMMM!
***THE DUSTY DESERT BATTLEFIELD RESOUNDS TO THE VICTORIOUS SOUND OF SOMEONE SINGING THE JAMES BOND THEME***
***TRANSCRIPT ENDS***
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Comments
I'm gonna hate you if you play that thing again.
Posted by: water | September 22, 2007 05:01 PM